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Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
He's a real fun guy [fungi]
- |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
1318 |
| 2 |
All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
544 |
| 3 |
Blond Alligator Shoes
- Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
135 |
| 4 |
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
- But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
132 |
| 5 |
Actual stupid questions asked
- |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
131 |
| 6 |
The Christmas airport
- |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
124 |
| 7 |
Dad will never say
- |Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll h...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
120 |
| 8 |
A kid's view on marriage
- |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her bac...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
116 |
| 9 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
111 |
| 10 |
Tech Glossary
- 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
109 |
| 11 |
Speed Limit
- What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
109 |
| 12 |
God and the Computer
- God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
105 |
| 13 |
Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
103 |
| 14 |
'Twas the Night After Christmas
- |'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the bee...Read the whole joke |
Other Jokes |
103 |
| 15 |
May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
99 |
| 16 |
Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
98 |
| 17 |
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
- Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I'...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
98 |
| 18 |
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...
- A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
98 |
| 19 |
College Rules
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
97 |
| 20 |
Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
96 |
| 21 |
Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
95 |
| 22 |
Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
95 |
| 23 |
Speaking of Sex
- A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
95 |
| 24 |
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
94 |
| 25 |
God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
93 |
